I'm the slime

I was born when a tramp wanked onto a pile of flood-damaged Judas Priest albums that a record shop had thrown out. Lightning struck the cummy pile, and brought it to life. My mum is Judas Priest, my dad is cum. Welcome to the shitshow.

Barg!

I'm Voybridge Makat3, Inskora Bournvadus or Proteus Gorehammer. This little website is my digital business card.

Email

The domain is and the local-part can be anything; it all goes to the same inbox.

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ephemeromorph on topspicy.social (a Mastodon instance). This is my main social media account. I love it because people voluntarily subscribe to the same things that got me told to shut up on forums.

Instant messengers

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Discord: Buddenbrockia. I like it when people message me! But please have something more interesting to say than just 'hi' or 'hello'. (See nohello.net)

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